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1. I’m so thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many likes you get on a picture.
2. If you’re an astronaut and you don’t end every relationship by saying “look, I just need some space” then you’re wasting everyone’s time. 3. Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for — in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. 4. Facebook game requests are like the Jehova’s witnesses of the internet. 5. My life is the intersection between having too much caffeine and constantly yawning.
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